Previews

OK THIS IS ACTUALLY OUR REFUNDS / PREVIEWS PAGE
TEN REASONS WHY YOU CANNOT RETURN HARVEY OR GET A REFUND

1.You got caught with your pants down with Harvey in your left hand and a used condom in your right hand.
Such acts are prohibited while reading Harvey. But… we commend you for Practicing safe sex.

2.You’re one of those people who are just too god damn cheap to pay for what you read. So you
buy books to copy and read later so you can return them for a refund. Hahaha! Sorry no returns on
electronic literature.

3.You dug a big green booger out of your nose and wiped it on the front cover of HARVEY.
Do you really think we’ll give you a refund with that big nasty green booger on the front cover?
We don’t think so either! Nice try, please enjoy reading your copy over and over again.

4.You think we’re assholes and sold you some so funny shit or something like that! And you bought it
because you’re so god damn smart.

5.You stole this book and plan to return it for a cash refund. Good luck opening it without a password.
If you’re successful please for ward all proceeds to our headquarters. Thank you.

6.You seek to exchange your wife for a copy of HARVEY. Well if she resembles any characters
on the front cover of this book you can forget it!

7.You’re anal-retentive about literature and you want a simple refund.
Sorry! We’re closed indefinitely! hahahahahahahaha! “Oh! Hahahaha!

8.You read this page which means you probably read the entire book. You are officially a follower of
Harvey! Visit our site for new releases.

9.We offended you. Oops! We’re sorry! Please tell us how we can kiss up to your ugly butt.
Although restrictions apply if your ass is not clean and your butt resembles HARVEY!

10.If you’re one of those types of people who can never make up your mind no matter which book
you attempt to read, and you make a living out of harassing publishers, you will be put
on our list to absolutely never receive a refund! We suggest…
KEEP HARVEY! IT ROCKS!